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The Clapton Effect
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Good afternoon gorgeous email friends. The democratising effect of the internet killed the printed word. This amateurisation made it harder for papers and magazines to recover from their inevitable mistakes. Once everyone became a publisher, the demand for even well-loved titles dwindled until they could no longer see a point in continuing.

At least, for a while. The internet has been around long enough for us all to understand the effect of giving everyone a publishing platform: many benefits but also considerable drawbacks that were initially obscure.

But the smoke is clearing, and traditional publishers are beginning to see their role anew. They’re realising they can’t churn out crap, because: (a) they can’t get away with it, and (b) everyone’s churning out crap already. So instead, perhaps drawing inspiration from recent social movements, even the most obsequious rags are becoming scathing of those they previously celebrated. I am choosing to nickname this the Clapton Effect.

Eric Clapton has enjoyed a long and highly successful career, appropriating black America’s finest blues musicians and then turning out his own bland, soft, boring, slow, inoffensive pastiches. I used to think I liked Eric Clapton, until I began to realise everything I liked about him was the work, directly or indirectly, of someone else (like that glorious screaming riff in “Layla” by Duane Allman).

Clapton is a celebrated guitarist. He is also, by his own admission, a wife-beater, alcoholic and heroin addict. But hey, rock ’n roll, right? Yeah, rock ’n roll. When you write bland folk songs and play lead guitar and are mostly shitfaced, you get to be a famous racist, tweed-suited bloodsports enthusiast and anti-vaccine campaigner.

Rolling Stone has featured Clapton on its cover eight times. But now it has realised it can no longer get away with mediocre sycophancy. This is proven out by a scathing attack on Clapton and his support—vocal, musical (if you can call it that) and financial—for anti-vax claptrap. The Washington Post too is wondering happened to Eric Clapton before slowly reaching the realisation that he’s pretty-much always been pretty-much terrible, but in previous times we were all happy just to care about how well he played guitar.

Perhaps Clapton’s only positive contribution is as a sort of wearisome musical signpost; ushering those in search of blues greatness towards the true masters. Muddy Waters. Brownie McGhee. Big Bill Broonzy. John Lee Hooker. Robert Johnson. Skip James. Blind Boy Fuller. B. B. King. Little Walter. Chuck Berry. And as for previously toadying traditional publishers, these are positive signs. They’re slowly uncovering the value they could bring to a chaotic, divisive media landscape: abandon the myth of tortured genius and offered a balanced view of how things really are.


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