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A shot in the dark
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Hello lovely email friends. This week I made a supremely important and transformative purchase. Maybe you already knew about this and I’m late to it, but I can honestly say the discovery of this simple thing has made a dramatic improvement to my life.

A shot in the dark

My dentist, while charging me for rebuilding a bothersome tooth, recommended I go and buy a specific toothbrush. I bought two, so that one could charge while the other is in use. This has worked well, with only two niggles. First, that expensively-reconstructed tooth was ultimately pulled out during lockdown, so the rebuild was probably a waste of money. Second, this toothbrush blinks while charging, and it’s so bright it could almost light a room.

Blinkenlights. Can’t see ‘em? Lucky you.

The blinking toothbrush is not alone. Seemingly everything I own with a plug on it has an irritating LED on it. Not just routers and hard-drives but chargers, power-supplies and smoke alarms… I did a quick tot-up of blinkenlights in a single room and found twenty of the blighters.

That’s when I found, and bought, self-adhesive near-opaque stickers to be placed over LEDs and bring their luminosity down to domestically-acceptable levels. Since then, when night falls, I’m bathed in darkness. It’s wonderful. No longer am I sleeping amongst a fairground attraction.

Blinkenlights. Can’t see ‘em? Lucky you.

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