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Hello gorgeous friends. This week I’m thinking about ducks. That’s not autocorrect.

Ducks are great. That’s the email

In nearly every river, lake, pond, and even ocean everywhere other than Antarctica, there are ducks. They’re so familiar and widespread that most of us barely think of them. They walk, they swim, they fly… is there a more versatile creature than a duck?

Ducks are also an unlikely ally, since they’re an impressive pest-killer. If you’re facing a swarm of locusts, probably the best thing you could do is send in an army of ducks since each one could devour 200 locusts a day. It sounds vaguely optimistic until you see what ducks can do to a bowl of peas. (More on r/duckeatingpeas and praise be to the internet.)

I’ve not eaten eggs for a few years so I can’t claim they’re my specialist subject. But while farmed chickens are separated by gender so their eggs aren’t fertilised, the market for duck eggs is very much smaller. So there’s better odds the duck eggs in the supermarket are ducks-in-waiting, subject to incubation.

To pass time in lockdown, this woman successfully hatched three ducks from supermarket-bought eggs. My brilliant friends tried the same thing and, last week, these two adorable little ducklings joined the world. So what have I done this past week? Pretty much watched ducklings on webcam. How are you?

Ducks. Can’t see ‘em? Click. Quack.